The things you will need

1. Patience
2. More patience
3. A computer
4. The language compiler/interpreter

Despite all the things you will end up shouting at your computer, there are 2 things to remember

1. The computer only does what you tell it, despite all you see.
2. The computer is only logical anything wrong with it is an error in the logic.

Things you will try shouting at your computer

1. I didn't tell you to do that.
2. What the hell did you do that for?
3. I hate this program.
4. I hate this language.
5. Can you swim? (or other indications of impending doom for your PC)
6. What the hell is wrong with you?
7. No I didn't mean it.
8. I hate you.
9. You're so slow!/What the hell are you doing?(When it could/should be capable of processing the whole world with time to spare)
10. What do you mean you've finished.. You didn't do it did you?

Where to start >>